>ask the prisoner about the two keys he now has
You try to ask the prisoner about the keys but everything on your mind jumps out. You nervously tell him about your mother and her pasta recipe, your most embarrassing school moments, your wedding, your divorce, and how you became a PUMPKIN collector.
Once you realize how deep the hole you've dug is you decide to cut your losses and SHOOT the prisoner.
Just kidding. You wake up in HYPERJAIL. You're this guy now.