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ACT 1'

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ACT 1

  1. Act 1 Intermission 2 Universe Y 5/3/21
  2. >insert your presumably key-shaped member into keyhole 5/3/21
  3. >investigate the suspicious "WIN" on the door 5/3/21
  4. >pick up the man on the ground 5/3/21
  5. >wake up 5/3/21
  6. Meta 5/2/21
  7. >just climb up and leave already 5/2/21
  8. >use your tie-chucks to try and get that key above your head 5/2/21
  9. >tie the ties together to create tie-chucks 5/2/21
  10. >calculate the final digit of pi 5/2/21
  11. >Make out with the pumpkin 5/2/21
  12. >Make up a guy in your head 5/2/21
  13. >consider the floor 5/2/21
  14. >check if you have any awareness of the alternate universe 5/1/21
  15. Act 1 Intermission 1 Universe E 5/1/21
  16. >>> 5/1/21
  17. >use key to unlock clone's heart 5/1/21
  18. >>> 5/1/21
  19. >>> 5/1/21
  20. >>> 5/1/21
  21. >Take the Key off your necklace and unlock the window with it 5/1/21
  22. >to maintain the rule of 3, pee your pants a 3rd time 5/1/21
  23. >unlock the window with the key 5/1/21
  24. >transmute the pee into a cell phone to call for uber eats pizza 5/1/21
  25. >take off the tie and throw it at the other guy 5/1/21
  26. >mock the other guy for his peed pants 4/30/21
  27. >order some ubereats pizza 4/30/21
  28. >unpee yourself 4/30/21
  29. >try to vibrate fast enough to pass through solid matter 4/30/21
  30. >look through the prison bars to assess if you're inside or outside the prison cell 4/30/21
  31. >ask the prisoner about the two keys he now has 4/30/21
  32. 🤔 4/30/21
  33. >exit the astral projection and return to being the prisoner 4/30/21
  34. >give the key to the prisoner 4/30/21
  35. >Inspect the key 4/30/21
  36. (noooo now I feel bad for making him think about destroying the pumpkin... let's consider it an intrusive thought) 4/30/21
  37. >smash the pumpkin on the floor and see what's inside 4/30/21
  38. >ask prisoner to return pumpkin 4/30/21
  39. >weld door shut 4/30/21
  40. >meditate until you can astral project 4/30/21
  41. >shake the bars (with a rebel yell) 4/30/21
  42. >look out window 4/30/21
  43. >swallow key 4/30/21
  44. Start Hyperjail Exploration 4/30/21

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